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A few years ago, I mentioned in this space that one of the items on my Wyoming Bucket List was a return trip to Bill, Wyoming.
There were two reasons for this:
First, it might be interesting to visit a town of the same name as my first name.
Second, we nearly ran out of gas there 42 years ago during our initial visit to Wyoming, and some friendly construction guys helped us get some gasoline so we could get home.
Now before you start yawning and before you leave this page, just give me a few more paragraphs. Hopefully this column can be salvaged?
Today, Bill consists of a whole bunch of trains. Probably a hundred million dollars of trains. If you don’t like trains, you had better avoid Bill, Wyoming.
It also has a small motel and a diner. And a Post Office, which barely escaped getting closed. And 11 official residents, according to the census.
My most recent visit to this tiny spot in Converse County, about 36 miles north of Douglas, actually took place on the first day of the pro football season two and a half years ago. More on that in a moment.
I managed to figure out two reasons it was named Bill. One was that a local doctor’s wife gave it that name because every rancher in the area had a first name of Bill.
A second version claims that, indeed, there were four ranchers named Bill and they decided to name the town.
Am I still holding your interest? I hope it gets better.
One of my main remembrances of the town of Bill on this trip was listening to the Denver Broncos defeat the Cincinnati Bengals on a last-second play. It was amazing. I was starting to get sleepy from the big double burger that I had devoured at the diner and that victory kept me awake all the way home.
Not sure this column can be helped by anything that exciting, but I digress.
What brings me to write about Bill is that I have waited an entire lifetime to see my first name come back to popularity. It is now official. The most popular name for newborn baby boys in Wyoming in 2011 was William. Is that amazing or what?
Not sure why it has taken so long.
About 15 years ago, I was feeling pretty uppity because the President of the United States was named Bill. The richest man in the world was Bill Gates. Heck, this was becoming a right popular name, after all.
I even had a nephew named Willem Charles Sniffin born to my brother Jerry and his wife Tiena out in San Diego. Bills, all around.
Another famous Bill (Cosby) always said that “I don’t know the key to success but I know the key to failure is trying to please everyone.” He also said: “Women do not want to hear what you think. They want to hear what they think, only in a deeper voice.” And finally, he concluded: “The past is a ghost. The future a dream. And all we ever have is now.”
My older brother Tom (I have eight brothers) down in Columbia, South Carolina, says: “We have lots of Bills down here. We call them Billies, like in Hillbillies!”
Retired legislator Doug Osborn of Buffalo suggests this column would be more interesting with more focus on the town of (and name of) Douglas. Maybe next time, Doug.
Here in Wyoming we have perhaps the most famous Bill of them – Buffalo Bill Cody. And speaking of the NFL, he even has a pro football team named after him.
Some years ago I had a contest in my column to see who was the most famous Wyomingite in history.
We were speculating that then-Vice President Dick Cheney might have become the most famous.
But lots of other folks thought Buffalo Bill was probably the most famous person in the world back when he toured the globe with his Wild West Show around 1905. He also was the subject of thousands of dime novels about the west.
I actually concluded, in that column, that the most famous visage of all was Darrell Winfield of Shoshoni, whose face was the worldwide poster image of “The Marlboro Man” back in the 1980s and 1990s.
But since we are celebrating Bill’s here, I now believe that Buffalo Bill was the most famous Wyomingite of all.
We Bills have to stick together, you know.
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